A warlord's son is cursed to be reborn lifetime after lifetime and fated to love and lose until the curse is lifted. This entire film made no sense whatsoever. The plot? What plot? It was all an array of confusing words and scenes. What me and my partner remember about the film:<br/><br/>There was a viking battle then they were in a mental ward, then the bear men attacked a night club for some reason and thats pretty much when we got lost. <br/><br/>Some immediate questions arose from the whole film, including: why were they in a night club? why were the guys in the 21st century still wearing bear hats? why were all the women in the film vampires for no reason? why bear hats when the king was called boar? who was the old man! why was there a 20 minute journey to have a small conversation why was he in a cell and also chained up to the ceiling?<br/><br/>Good film to laugh at when you're stoned though.<br/><br/>I tried to watch it to the end, really I did. The hilarity was just too much though. Let's begin by stating that this movie is absolutely god-awful.<br/><br/>That said, I thoroughly enjoyed watching it. There is something to be said for the comedy of an insanely horrible movie. The plot? Nonsensical. The acting? Melodramatic/pornographic. The list goes on. But this doesn't change the fact that bad movies are funny.<br/><br/>I almost want to compare it to "Young Van Helsing", but this movie is even sadder because it's clear that some amount of money was spent on it, and someone thought it was a serious film effort, whereas with YVH, the budget's about $50, and I can't be sure it's meant to be serious.<br/><br/>Anyway, don't watch this movie alone, but with friends it's a great time to make fun of.
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